The DF’s Greatest Video Hits: Glove and Boots Missing M

This is pretty appropriate after this weeks #vmas, and the hot mess that is MTV. ¬†From my dear fiance to you…enjoy





Video Break: The Kind of Child I want

My fiance and I have not totally decided whether we will reproduce or not. ¬†Yes I still call it reproducing — because I have a love hate relationship with kids. ¬†I’m impatient. ¬†I’ve seen too many kids with no manners or home training (as we call it here in the South). ¬†I don’t particularly like cleaning up puke. ¬†¬†Regardless¬† every now and then I am girly enough to wonder what it my fiance and I’s child may be like: smart, maybe too smart;¬†mischievous; intellectual; a smart ass — so on.

However, if I do have a child — I have decided I want this one. ¬†I want this kid. ¬†THIS IS MY FUTURE CHILD. ¬†Because his father would TOTALLY have done this. ¬†Rock on little nerd, rock on with your bad self.